Marital Get Out of Trouble Aluminum Card

Give your loved one the most important gift of all, a get out of trouble free card. The card can be kept until needed or traded for sex. This card is made out of solid heavy grade aluminum and will survive when your spouse throws it across the room. The perfect Valentine's Day gift!

3.5"x 2" aluminum mental card with laser etching.

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